15 Most Ridiculous Break Up Lines

Break ups are never easy especially if you’re the one who has to do the breaking. This is because it’s not just the relationship that breaks, but there’s a possibility of a heart breaking too. The hardest part is finding the right words to send the message across. The list below gives us 15 examples of how not to break up with a person.

1. “I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.”

2. “Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.”

3. “Sorry Stacy, but I think I’m in love with your mom”

4. “I’m sorry but you don’t smoke weed.”

5. “This isn’t easy and neither are you…I’m breaking up with you.”

6. “I think you love me more than I love you.”

7. “My cat doesn’t like you.”

8. “I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.”

9. “I don’t want to hold you back.”

10. “Our relationship is like a fat guy. It’s not working out.”

11. “Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she’s still chained up in my basement.”

12. “You look too much like my sister/brother, I can’t see you anymore.”

13. “Don’t forgive, dump me!”

14. “I have finished my unfinished business with you.”

15. “Mom says I’m too good for you.”