Man arrested for having sex with table
A man has been arrested for trying to have sex with a cash machine and a picnic table while intoxicated.
Lonnie Hutton walked into a bar in a town near Nashville, Tennessee, in the southeastern United States, pulled down his trousers and his underwear and attempted to have sexual intercourse with an ATM machine, according to WKRN.com.
Local police officers then arrived on the scene and removed the man – who was still nude from the waist down – from the bar and told him to sit on a nearby bench where he then “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table”.
Mr. Hutton, 49 – who “smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet” – has been charged with public intoxication and is scheduled to appear in court later this year.
