10 funniest Celebrity Quotes
Jessica Simpson, on tuna (2003)
“Is this chicken or is this fish?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger, on gay marriage (2003)
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Christina Aguilera, on wearing clothes (2006)
“I wouldn’t feel right wearing clothes covering my body.”
George Bush, on himself (2000)
“They misunderestimated me”
Lil’ Wayne, on studying (2006)
“I learned this from a college graduate. She’d smoke a joint the night before a test, while she was studying, and then again in the morning and everything she had read would come right back. I tried this shit five times and I swear to God, I’ve never made less than a 92.
Miley Cyrus, on Jay-Z (2009)
“I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song.”
Kanye West, on his legacy (2008)
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.”
Barack Obama, on jeans (2009)
“Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I’m sorry I’m not the guy. It just doesn’t fit me. I’m not 20.”
Johnny Depp on love
“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second one”.
Britney Spears, on fame (2001)
“I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada.”
